The Stance Appreciation Society World Championships is planned to take place in the U.K. in the autumn of 2006. Keep checking the site for more detailed news in coming months. As a taster to whet your appetite here are a few key features of the event:

Balloons

Party Hats.

A buffet - mainly pastry items.

A disco - See songs to stance to list for songs to be played, this will allow you all to practice stances prior to the event. Imagine the scene: Silence on the dance floor, everyone anticipating the next moment, strobe lights flashing, disco ball revolving, smoke machine billowing, all of a sudden the speaker emits a high pitched scream, "Everybody Stance Now", and the party well and truly starts.

A stance off.

Judges judging stances.

A comedian.

Face painters.

Painter and decorators with no faces.

Colonic irrigation facility.

Karaoke.