See below some lovely items to purchase. I think they will sell like hot cakes.

I LOVE GORDON T-SHIRTS

50 to be made, all proceeds go to a local Cancer ward, as chosen by Mr. Brown. The image quality is shit, as its an artistic impression.

Mugs

This is an autistic impression of the goblet, real versions are available soon, however orders are being taken as we speak, or should I say as you read and type. See price list at bottom of page.

T-Shirt - Front

T-Shirt - Back

T-Shirts have both a back and front print, see images above. If you decide to wear your clothes in the same fashion as that shit 90s rap group Kriss Kross, the front will be the back and the back will be the front. Black t-shirts with white prints will be available if sufficient demand occurs as will hooded tops.

Keyrings

Costs

See below a list of prices for items. All prices are in British pounds and include postage and packaging.

Payment Method

Payment Via Paypal, it's as easy as having a shite. Click the link below, sign up or log in and send payment and delivery instructions to my user name, barry@stances.co.uk.

For those without a paypal account we can arrange some other arrangement. Don't get me wrong I'm not asking for 'how's your father' in return for merchandise, I mean get in touch via the e-mail below and we can arrange another form of payment, e.g. cheques, coins or you could send money via carrier pigeon.

Enquiries

Enquiries - e-mail - barry@stances.co.uk